We’ve been doing this kink thing for a combined fifty or so years, and we’ve picked up some good tidbits along the way. Now we’re excited to share them with you.

The Cat Who Will Not Be Dominated (Mostly). Experienced rope bottom and kink educator, and budding bootblacking enthusiast.


Local Dominator (TM). The hinge of the triad, he has been teaching and working in local kink leadership for approximately a million years.


Dancer, indefatigable house renovator, and slave extraordinaire. Certified Crazy Cat Lady.